Eavesdroppings.

Overheard heading into the restroom at the movie theater:

50ish Woman to 50ish Man: "Do you have to use the bathroom?"
50ish Man: "No, I'm all set."
50ish Woman: "Are you sure?"

At what point do women think men are too stupid to even know if they have to take a piss or not? We're a bitchy lot to live with.