I Expect More From This Relationship

Dear June,

We started the month out at 47-degrees and damp. 

I had to turn on the heat.

And wear a heavy sweater. 

And wrap cats around my neck like a scarf. 

And put several other cats down my pants like modern-day leg warmers. 

Good thing I have so many cats. 

I didn't expect to be wearing them in June. 

The cats aren't happy. 

I'm not happy. 

This is no way to begin our relationship. 

I want to love you. 

I have plans for you and I. 

I bought a pool. 

It's waiting for sunny Naked Pool Days.

Please readjust yourself and try again. 

Sincerely,
Trixie Bang Bang