Being a home owner is hard work, Reader, for the un-talented home owner. Everything is just mean and more complicated than it should be.
Yesterday we unpacked and assembled the new Ryobi power washer so we could set to work de-spidering the spidery outdoors, as the outdoors they are selecting for squatting are really just to close to my indoors - they have crafted webs all around my front door, garage door and patio doors. Not to mention my mail box, basketball hoop, assorted shrubbery and lamp post.
So the plan was to power wash them right into the Ravine. Hey, I'm all for letting nature be. As long as they 'be' somewhere farther away from where I be.
And they be BIG out here, by the way. There were several the size of grapefruits hanging around.
We discovered that spiders webs are tough, Reader. I know, I know, they're super-strong, blah blah, but I figured the power of 1700 PSI of water in direct hits would knock the webs down.
Yet one more naive moment for me.
You see, those webs don't want to come down. So we figured we'd have to use some detergent with the power washer instead of just plain water.
My Mister ran to the hardware store for some Krud Kutter. Only the new power washer didn't come with the correct soap nozzle. So it was a wasted effort.
We used a mop to knock down some of the webs.
And then I sprayed the doorways with insect killer, because Fuck You, Spiders.