Roger Moore was interviewed on Howard Stern this morning. When Roger Moore played James Bond, I would have totally pulled my pants down for him. Totally. Off.
Today, I discovered he's 85.
Eighty. Fucking. Five. How is it possible that I would entertain the thought of pulling down my pants for an eighty-five year old man?
The age gap didn't seem so .... gappy.... when I was a nubile young teen and he was a suave and debonaire secret agent.
The question is, would I pull my pants down for him NOW? The gap is still the same. But yet somehow it's not.
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