But other than that? Well, let me tell you about the new cleaner. It has this stupid red and green light action on the front/top of it, visible when you're vacuuming. Red means you've still got a dirty dirty floor, you hoarder-esque housekeeper. Green means your floor is lickable clean. And it was bouncing like a strobe light from Club 54, dirty-clean-red-green-dirty-clean. And I thought, "this is the most useless gizmo I've ever experienced and would have rather saved $6 on the cost than have that thing installed on my machine."
Until I noticed that it was standing on red, when I thought the floor was clean. So I became obsessed with having that green light shine strong and steady and I believe I've spent an hour and ten minutes vacuuming my small 2-bedroom house. I've moved furniture, gotten into all the nooks and crannies. Of just the 2 main rooms and the hallway. I haven't gotten to the bedrooms yet. I needed a rest before attempting those rooms.
So that dumb light? Became a challenge. I emptied my bagless dirt-trapper three times. Filled to the brim. With disgustingness. Otherwise known as what-used-to-be-cat.