Without the Green Jello

Computer's going into the shop. Won't keep a charge. It's only a year or two old, was quite expensive. Why should I expect it to last?

My newish car, with less than 10,000 miles, stinks. Literally. It's been in to the shop once already. They sprayed some stuff in the vents, but that's not it. I think it may be the foam in the seats deteriorating, based on some Eos forums I've read. Those forums aren't anywhere near as exciting as Penthouse forums, but they are somewhat informative.

That's it, I only have 3% of a battery life left and I have other, important things to google and squander that precious life on.