Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Vagina Monologues Part 2

The scene is the living room, Tuesday night, while watching The First 48:

Tracye: "I'm so hot! I think I'm having a heart attack or something."

Kenny: "You wouldn't be hot if you're having a heart attack. You'd have other symptoms, like arm pain and stuff."

Tracye: "Maybe I'm starting menopause early or something."
Kenny: "Well, you might as well just go ahead and get it over with. Wouldn't you like to not have to shove shit up your pussy anymore?"
Tracye: "Why yes, I guess I would enjoy not having to shove shit up my pussy anymore, now that you mention it."
End Scene.

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