Scene: Tracye decides to enter the World of Fancy Underpants and enters La Perla for a peak at Lacy Things.
After being led to the back room to check out the panties only, please, Tracye is taken aback at the hefty pricetags associated with such delicate items. Tracye: "Um, can you tell me what in the world would make this pair of panties worth $87?" Saleslady: "Well, the patterns of the lace are only created once, never to be repeated after the season, so truly they are little works of art." Tracye: "They are meant to cover my butthole."
Saleslady: Wry smile, no words.
And Tracye exits Le Perla, sans "Panty Art" purchase, and happily realizes she does have some boundaries for ridiculous purchases. The End.
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