Use It or Lose It

Like riding a bike, or cooking, or having sex, blogging is a use-it-or-lose it event.  

I've gotten rusty, Reader! I don't know how to string a sentence together. I thought I'd have lots and lots of nonsense to write about this weekend, but then nothing came out of my fingers. 

This is my attempt to get back to it.  Because really, I know you want to know what Drunk Souveniers were purchased and will be potentially given away, and what I've had in my mouth lately, and how the cats are being cute. I know you want to know. I mean, how could you not want to know that?? You do. The first step is admitting it.