Prognosis Negative

I am curious as to what lies beneath the bandage on my boob. Kenny and I are both curious if I still have a nipple, as we don't currently see one. If I do not, my new nickname will be Nip.

I don't have cancer in there - it's official - and hooray to that news! However, I need to hear about some stuff when I have my follow-up appointment, she said it'll be "easier to explain with pictures." WTF. Why do I have to see some horrible warning pictures??

I asked her if the prognosis meant I was going to have to give up cake. She laughed and said, "No." The Hoff would disagree, probably.

Anyone get the blog title?? Seinfeld fans out there?