T: What's the point of being a lesbian if you still wanna have something shoved up your snatch? - while watching a Sunday afternoon porno (don't judge me, Reader!). K: How does he keep his sunglasses on while he's doing that?
K: Did you eat all that cake?
T: Yes, but it was only 3 pieces.
K: They were double pieces, so technically, it was 6 pieces.
T: Are you calling me fat?
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