Partly Clowder With a Chance of Cake: Holy Vagina!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Holy Vagina!

Ya know how some people think they see the image of Jesus in their cheese sammich, or the Virgin Mother's image in a potato chip, and they sell these images on Ebay to some stupid, stupid person?

If anyone out there is interested in purchasing, Kenny pointed out an image of a giant spread-eagle vagina in the woodgrain of our living room door.

It may be the Virgin Mary's. Damn, I just heard 'em add another log onto Hell's Fires for that one. Ouch, that's gonna burn.

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While I'm still 98.6 degrees:

Go to Mardi Gras - or is it Mardi Gra? Who cares, just show your boobs...
Make a documentary
Write a screenplay
Attend Elvis Fest
Witness the Northern Lights
Travel on Route 66
Find the Perfect Vacation Drink
Submit a Trip Report about anything to something - CHECK! Have been submitting to CNN's iReporter, and one story/photo was picked up - hooray!
Write a romance novel / story
Swim in Barbados - a dream from my youth - CHECK! APRIL 2011
See the Busch Clydesdale Horses In Person
Swim in a Glow-in-the-Dark Bio Bay - CHECK! APRIL 2nd, 2011, Vieques Island PR with Joanne M.
Mine for diamonds
See the glaciers - check!!
Go Whale Watching - check!
Climb a waterfall - CHECK! Dunns River Falls, Jamaica 2009ish
Swim with Stingrays - CHECK! Grand Caymen
Invent something
Grow red raspberries
Plant a tree
Improve someone's life
Vacation in a hut on stilts over tropical waters
Live in a beach house
Start a tradition
Throw a surprise party - CHECK! Kenny's 40th, Linda's 60th, My moms way back in the day.
Publish a piece of fiction
Have an offshore bank account - tried to do this in Grand Caymen, it's tougher than getting married! Letters of reference, bank statements..they want a lot of stuff to float my 50large around down there.
Swim with dolpins - check
Drink Guinness in an Irish Pub
Drink wine under the Tuscan sun - check
Use a bidet - CHECK! Trip to Italy 2006ish?
Swim in tropical waters - check
See the sun rise and set over the ocean in the same day - CHECK! Florida. We watched the sun set on the one coast, drove across the state, got up in the morning and watched the sun rise of the east coast the next morning.
Go on a safari
Ride in a helicopter - CHECK! During my "married to a policeman" years, friends with the police chopper pilot, took a few spins over the glorious city of Cleveland.
Whitewater rafting - CHECK! Back in my younger/married/unwiser years, rafted in WV, the Gulley River was one of 'em. Lived to tell about it.
Skydive - CHECK! During married/unwiser/braver years. Three times, I did. I was brave, had to do it again, and again to prove it wasn't just hormones, but actual braveness.